Saturday, September 22, 2012

Email notifications from Google Webmaster Tools

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Monday, May 7, 2012

The cure for Pearly Penile Papules

After contemplating this home-remedy for days, I finally earned enough courage to at least try it. The cure you're about to read is very dangerous. Be cautious!!

The cure involves using a soldering iron to touch the tip of each papule, burning it. Here is the process:

1. Purchase a soldering Iron with a pointy tip.
2. Purchase numbing cream or ice.
3. Apply the numbing cream or ice to the Pearly Penile Papules. Using ice with numb the area.
4. Plug in you soldering iron and wait for it to get hot (5 minutes or so.)
5. Carefully bring the tip of the soldering iron and place it on each individual papule. You should hear a sound like air is releasing. Do not over-burn the area, but also be sure you burned the papule enough.
6. The area should red, and the papules you burned should be black in color (Like they are burnt).
7. I applied tee trea oil to the area because it's good for burns, and I also didn't feel any pain afterwards...it may be due to the tea tree oil. It may be to strong for your penis, so you may want to purchase a burning cream. Apply it daily to avoid infection and speed up recovery.
8. The area will heal and you will get an outlook on how you did. Some papules may still need some more burning, or maybe you're happy with the results. It's really up to you.

***Be VERY careful. A soldering Iron is hot and can leave nasty burns. I found my hand shaking as I operated on myself, so I immediately stopped and took a break. Make sure you have a steady hand and only burn the papules.***